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Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

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relax please

lmfaooooo wtf

soccer players never fail to amaze me

I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made

it is, and let’s not forget these gems






I am literally crying right now hahahaha
How do I watch this masterpiece????

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Fuck nah.

Nah yo… Fuck that

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relax please

lmfaooooo wtf

soccer players never fail to amaze me

I think this Is from Shaolin soccer. The rawest soccer movie ever made

it is, and let’s not forget these gems

I am literally crying right now hahahaha

How do I watch this masterpiece????

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flowurdust:


if you’ve been having a bad day
here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head
even if you haven’t been having a bad day
here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

flowurdust:

if you’ve been having a bad day

here’s a hedgehog with a strawberry on its head

even if you haven’t been having a bad day

here’s something to make your day better

EVERYBODY LOOK ITS V IMPORTANT

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Pulp fiction

Lucy. I’m pretty fucked.

Miss Congeniality…

Batman: Gotham knight

django Unchained

The conjuring. Great.

The Lego Movie…wtf?

The Bourne Ultimatum…. son of a bitch!!

Nacho Libre- I’ll take it 😄-Mrs Doe

Natural Born Killers. Wouldn’t mind being fucked up on shrooms forever lol

The Conjuring - I’m pretty fucked

16 Candles! Oh yeaaaaaaah!

Sex Tape…

The Purge: Anarchy…Well, I’m proper fucked…

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nerdbaby-fantroll:

Twilight Breaking Dawn

(wake me up inside)

Pulp fiction

Lucy. I’m pretty fucked.

Miss Congeniality…

Batman: Gotham knight

django Unchained

The conjuring. Great.

The Lego Movie…wtf?

The Bourne Ultimatum…. son of a bitch!!

Nacho Libre- I’ll take it 😄
-Mrs Doe

Natural Born Killers. Wouldn’t mind being fucked up on shrooms forever lol

The Conjuring - I’m pretty fucked

16 Candles! Oh yeaaaaaaah!

Sex Tape…

The Purge: Anarchy…

Well, I’m proper fucked…

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ayuuka:

You can get literally everything in Suikoden.

Any character physic you love? They have more than 700 characters and you can just choose which physical feature you like.

You like elves and dwarves? There, have Suikoden I (and the elves also present in every Suikoden)

Dragons? What…

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heartlesskuma:

Was just scrolling down my dash then these two came together and everything just worked itself out.

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ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

ya-ssui:

Don’t be scared. I’m a shapeshifter too!

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But why the last one thoughwhat am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)
After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.
One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 
She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.
Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.
Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..
And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

ccesamestreet:

spydercyde:

obsessionthenarglesmademedoit:

But why the last one though
what am I not getting

I can’t breath…I have not laughed this hard in years 

Okay, quick story about the last one- I go to this school too, and the creative writing teacher is rad as hell (like the kind to give out free coffee on fridays)

After all of the kids have submitted their short stories, he reads them all for the first time to his two kids, who help him grade them, in a way.

One time, a girl wrote a story about a sheep, named Trixie, making her dream come true by moving to the big city to become an actress, a singer, or whatever (he was pretty vague on the description) 

She took a bus and a few trains and finally ended up in the ‘Big City’, where she tries to make her dream come true.

Now I dont remember the exact sequence of events that came next, but Trixie the sheep eventually ended up becoming a prostitute mid-sentence.

Our teacher didnt really realize this at the time, since it was his first time reading it, and to his kids he was caught completely off guard. And lets just say he had to explain a few new concepts to his kids that night..

And that’s why we can’t write any more stories about Trixie going to the Big City.

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"You’re not supposed to eat Americone Dream after sex. You’re supposed to eat it during sex. That’s what the waffle cone pieces are for, they’re ribbed for your pleasure.” -Stephen Colbert

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cinematic excellence 

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I wonder how old everyone is on tumblr.. Put a | by your age.

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